En Çok Sevilen İngilizce WhatsApp Durumları

Dünya genelinde kullanılan ve en çok beğenilen 100 adet İngilizce WhatsApp durumları için aşağıdaki listeye göz atabilirsiniz. Oldukça yaratıcı, komik ve ilgi çekici olan bu durum sözlerini isterseniz aynen kullanabilir isterseniz de kendinize göre değiştirerek farklı bir şekilde kullanabilirsiniz.
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En İyi 100 İngilizce WhatsApp Durumları

  • “Success” all depends on the second letter.
  • 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
  • Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
  • Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
  • Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  • I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
  • I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
  • I drink to make other people interesting.
  • I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  • I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
  • I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
  • I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
  • I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
  • I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
  • I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  • I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
  • If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
  • If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
  • Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
  • Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  • Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  • People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
  • Person you love is 72.8% water.
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • Save water drink beer.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
  • she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
  • Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
  • Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  • Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
  • Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
  • Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
  • Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
  • That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
  • Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  • War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
  • Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
  • Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
  • When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  • When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
  • When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
  • When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
  • When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
  • When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
  • When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  • Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
  • You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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